Kappa nostalgia. Soak it in.

Today they leave for the high hills and some good old fashioned summer retreatin’. The callup list for AS Roma 2010/11: The Dog & Pony Show.

PORTIERI: Julio Sergio, Lobont, Pena, Pigliacelli
DIFENSORI: Mexes, Andreolli, Loria, Cicinho, Cassetti, Riise, Rosi e Antunes
CENTROCAMPISTI: Pizarro, Taddei, (Read more...)

You’ll notice the bra underwire snaking underneath the general bosom area, an amenity required by Adriano’s handlers in contract negotiations. You’ll also notice the general hideousness of the third shirt – fresh in a time machine from 1993 – which used to be the only decent shirt, now is the (Read more...)

The day has come and passed, with fainting women and Lazio flags, and we finally have our answer:

How do they come up with this shit?

If I’m reading this correctly – pardon my severe allergy to legalese…achoo – the Sensi’s shares will now be comprised of the same deal (Read more...)

Well, I suppose you’ve heard: in less than 24 hours the fate of Roma will reportedly be decided. Either The Fam hands over the team to erase its debts or some sort of arbitrational mumbo jumbo occurs and…who knows. It may not be all bad in the end – (Read more...)

Goodbye

I suppose with The Unthinkable now past, it’s only right to get down to work with…

Losing Marco Motta. Which is very much The Thinkable, The Likely, and The Damn Near Sure Thing after watching him completely drift from contention under Claudio. He was a Spalletti buy, a Spalletti (Read more...)

Something’s been happening, I think. World Cup, perhaps?

So it’s been a bit sparse, but I suspect you understand. Or hope. Thus for the time being you should join the always excellent Julian and Paul at Italy WCB if you happen to bleed blue. And if you don’t….what the fuck’s (Read more...)

His smile is my depression. Funny that. (And they may or may not have signed Robinho’s older brother too.)